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Santa Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na JaliDosri Jalai Na JaliTesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul GaiToh Santa Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,Ye Kaam Ki Hai,Rakh Leta Hun.

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2 lovers r sitting in a park,Boy was trying 2 touch d girlGirl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marriageBoy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

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Girl:- I LOVE U.Boy:- Me Too.Girl:- How Much?Boy:- As much As U do.Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.

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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...